I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
you never un-have a 4some
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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