Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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