Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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