I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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