Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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