I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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