is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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