is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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