if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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