Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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