So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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