I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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