I hope mine doesn't look like that
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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