i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My penis needs a shock collar
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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