she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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