So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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