why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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