i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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