I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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