Apparently you make a good broom.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Randomize
