he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
What drink are we having for lunch?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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