he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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