It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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