No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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