Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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