Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....