My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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