Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
