Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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