D3 body, D1 cock
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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