Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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