Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
