Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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