I don't think brook has ever known best
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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