yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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