she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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