I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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