Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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