Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
do nipples grow back?
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