Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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