he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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