try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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