My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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