I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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