I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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