dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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