You work out of a Hotel?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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