well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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