Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think a kid would responsible me up
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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