I'm gonna have a badass scar
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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