I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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