Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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