i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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