just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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